aboutexhaleprivilege:

gothicwoadie:

dietchola:

those black girls who wear 74027 things of jewelry so they sound like a walking maracca

ah yes, those black girls that do that. the girls that do that that are black. thank you for specifying the race of the girls that wear the jewelery. the black ones

Someone making a white girls joke:

Someone making a black girls joke:

(Source: thedoommerchant)

I keep getting the urge to do spn art but nothing ever comes of it and ahhh art frustration

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

Puns like that could get you in

give it a

Yeah I think the joke might be falling

This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

(Source: eeveevevo)

only-watching-for-the-eyesex:

Olivia…fucking…Wilde

(Source: sexyyuglyy)

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

snarkreactors:

I had my hands full but I needed to turn on my light

so I just used my mouth and flicked the switch up with my tongue

and then I realized

uh

oh

0wlbedamned:

Phil & Dan in NEW YORK!

twyll:

i have these people i follow who follow me too and i think they’re really cool and stuff and we mutually reblog each other and

and sometimes i just sit down and look at their url when it shows up on my dash and im like

aw yeah

we tight

we bros

but we’RE NOT???? WEVE NEVER EVEN HAD A CONVERSATION?????

Now you know giant anteater’s front legs look like pandas.

macaronrainbow:

tatermo:

I keep looking at it, and it keeps confusing me

So my birthday party as finally ended after 2 days :L but I just wanna say that I had an amazing birthday and thank you to everyone that messaged me :D and now I’m gonna sit back and relax with a cup of hot chocolate in mY BRAND NEW Q MUG AHHHHHHHHHH

jerkofanassbutt:

andiamburdenedwithgloriousfeels:

ohyousillypotato:

what i’m looking for in a man:

• will lend me his hoodies
• good sense of humor
• is a cutie patootie
• will slay my enemies in a brutal display of violence and paint his face with their blood
• good taste in music

Dean Winchester. 
You’re looking for Dean Winchester 

merricats:

oldmanhoho:

you know you’ve made a good pun when everyone’s immediate response upon hearing it is “shut the fuck up”

#the highest compliment any pun can receive

reallyreallyreallytrying:

yo i ain’t saying she’s a gold-digger but she does carry a weird pan everywhere and keep mumbling stuff about “gold in them there hills” idk so yeah she is probably a gold digger